What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...