My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Sleeping like a baby.
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The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...