When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.