Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...