It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...