Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...