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A thin mouse!
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Early shopping trip.
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Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
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5000 dead lawyers
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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
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