The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...