Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.