Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...