Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!