Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!