Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...