Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....