Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...