Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.