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Osama Cave Memo
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
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Short Snow Jokes
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Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
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Lawyers take everything
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