Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...