Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...