Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...