The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...