Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...