Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...