New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...