A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...