Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...