Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...