Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...