Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.