Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...