Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.