First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...