What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...