Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...