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Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
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Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
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Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...