chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!