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A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Show him your cross
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To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
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Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
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What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...