10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...