Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...