Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!