HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...