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What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
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The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!