Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...