Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...