Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...