Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...