No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...