Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...