What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...