The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...