Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...